this feels like falling in love

riddlemetom:

what if when we’re like 80 they remake harry potter and the kids of that time get to see peeves and st mungos and “it unscrews the other way” and “have a biscuit potter” and the portraits applauding in the headmasters office and no fucking breaking of the elder wand I’m going to be so pissed off

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meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

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Anonymous asked:
Is every Caucasian male a white boy, or only immature ones

notchicken:

theres 3 types of white boys.

Theres this:

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this type of white boy is also known as the “douchebag” or “tool”. He likes to harass girls when they walk down the street, he doesn’t accept “no” as an answer unless its followed by “I have a boyfriend”. These types of white boys usually don’t know what consent is

there this:image

this white boy is known as a “brony” or as he likes to call himself a “gentlemen”. He believes the friendzone is an actual place and that all girls should suck his dick if he holds a door open for them.

then theres this:

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this type of white boy is known as a “pot-head” or “jerk”. He usually listens to mainly rap and thinks he could say the N-word because he has black friends. They mainly survive off of monster energy drink. These types of white boys are the ones who think they are superior and that their dick could change a person. They often make fun of sexualities and don’t approve lesbian marriage but will go home later and jerk off to lesbian porn.

ALSO any single boy who supports mens rights (refer to white boy #2), who makes fun of feminism (every white boy), who writes on a post “what about boys?” when the post says “girls are awesome” (ect..), and those who think touching a tampon will have them magically growing a vagina. Those are all the types of white boys I can think of. If you have more examples message me

m-e-s-t-i-z-a:

housewifeswag:

gayspicy:

im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

and free healthcare 

Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges

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deputystilinski:

So I was in line for the shuttle and there was this little girl who had this great cosplay of Zelda. And her mom started telling me how this good looking guy came up and asked to have a picture with her. While they were taking a picture, they heard these girls screaming and the girl asked what that was about and the guy said he had no idea and thanked her and walked very quickly away.
That guy was Tyler Posey.

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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